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Tuesday, August 25, 2009
You know your morning isn't going so well when it includes, not one, not two, but all of the following:
- A cat, waking you at an ungodly hour by smacking you in the face with his tail repeatedly
- Rain, the gushing, pouring, oh dear lord it's Noah's ark all over again kind of rain, that starts just moments before you walk out the door
- A spider web which hits you in the face on the way through the door - the same door, where there has recently been spotted a spider of a size to rival Shelob, thus triggering your fear of spiders and convincing you that the spider is either stuck in your hair or crawling on your feet
- Forgetting the badge that is your only access to the building in which you work - and not realizing it until after you pulled into one of the best parking spots in the lot
- Watching someone wait to take that lovely spot while you pull out in order to go back home and get your badge
- Realizing on the way home that you also forgot to brush your teeth - how do you forget to brush your teeth??!!
- Poor visibility due to rain and an old, funky windshield that reflects all light from oncoming vehicles, leaving you essentially blind
- Fresh gravel on the road, having been poured on much too thickly, making driving on said road like driving in a sandbox
- A deer running out in front of you on that sandbox road, at the same moment when you are blinded by the headlights of an oncoming vehicle, nearly giving you a heart attack after missing it (and the tree-lined road side) by mere inches
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